Me And My World

sunang3i:

o-0l0-o:

ufos-and-space:

ufo-the-truth-is-out-there:

slides nasa $10 so, tell me about the aliens

Slides the aliens $20 so, tell me about NASA

aliens slide nasa $50 so, Shh

NASA(crying): we finally have enough money for rockets

(via honeyglzed)

kylesbogusjourney:

I have this really bad habit of sending two unrelated texts back to back but bridging them with an “also”

So it’ll be like “hey have you seen this funny tweet” quickly followed by “also the news said polio is back”

(via tbhreddeservesagrammy)

thatsthat24:

Those Confusing Adjustors 🔗

(via they-call-me-israel)

choonchy:

iamoutofideas:

choonchy:

I miss sleeping next to someone

fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol

I hate how fucking funny this is

(via shakycup)

lazypacific:

you’re not a true photographer until

(via hotboyproblems)

blahhbitchs:

whois-chihoko:

mitski-miyawakis:

Fat dick spirit is the new big dick energy

Lmaooo

(via thesagexoe)

commongayboy:

Them: your fave is problematic
Me: I want to see the receipts
Them: *hands me the receipts*
Me:

(via deathpov)